You all know those ads on the Internet, right? You see them a lot on Facebook. And pretty much any other site too. They kind of creep me out! They know way too much about my life. Looking for a new apartment? Or a job? Or shoes? Chocoholic? Runner? Single? Yes, the all-knowing world wide web really does know it all!
When I was looking for a new apartment (I found one last summer, it's awesomely cute), all of these ads about gorgeous apartments in my city where popping up. Completely out of my price-range of course, so it was really just more annoying than helpful. And on the rare occasion I'm looking online for shoes or jeans or something and show some pretty impressive, if I may say so myself, constraint by not buying anything (then why look in the first place, you ask? Well, I don't know, apparently I like to torture myself or something. Torture by looking-at-shoes-online-but-not-buying-them, yes, it's a thing, didn't you know?), I'm bombarded by ads about those shoes I so impressively decided not to buy the next time I log in on Facebook and I have to constrain myself all over again.
Lately, things have gone to a whole new level though! Now, all I keep seeing are ads about dating sites. What's that all about? Yes, I'm single. I have been for about a year now. But I'm okay with that. So why the heck can't the Internet be? Is it not enough that my friends keep asking me about my love life, now the Internet has to start bugging me about it too (if you are my friend, and you're reading this, and you've asked me about this once - or many, many times - I know you mean well and I love you, but I promise you right here and know on the Internet so it's all official and all, I will tell you when I find the next love of my life - or someone close to it. In the meantime I'm happy on my own, just trust me). I kind of feel judged. So stop it, you darn creepy world wide web!